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10.06.2025 00:04

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
No go.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?