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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

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Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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So they tried

Next, they tried...

No go.

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?